if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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