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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a bar walks into a man...

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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