A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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cory is gay

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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a man was shot.... he died

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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