- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

George W. Bush

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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