- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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