Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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This is a joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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