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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate non minorities!

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

identical jokes get different votes.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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