- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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