Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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hello

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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kk

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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