- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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