Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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