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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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