- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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