knock knock... ...no answer

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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An anti-joke

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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guess what what ...

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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