What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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A Pakistani news reader.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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