- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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