- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

call me maybe.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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