what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

field day?

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Wait! hundred billions!

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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