your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Vaginal secretions

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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