- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What's 2+2? Fish

Mooses

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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