what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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._____________________. Whale!

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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