Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Anti Joke

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