- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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