What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

penis?

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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