your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

A woman walks into a bar.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

flavin's head

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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