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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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