- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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