- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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