- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

A seal walks into a club.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

LET

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??