What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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anti jokes are really funny

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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