Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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Set up Punch line.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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