- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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