- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)