- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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