- Anti Joke

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

You having friends.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf