- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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