- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Knock, Knock Come in

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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