What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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