- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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