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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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