- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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