- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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