- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Guest what? Dog

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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