Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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