- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

This is a joke.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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