- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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