A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Anti Joke

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