What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

women's rights

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

#IsaiahAfterAD&B

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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