How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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guess what? bannanas

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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