- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What happened to my sunglasses?

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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