- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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