- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

I'm so punny.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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