What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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mexicans fishing

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Two hunters are in the woods. One of them clutches his chest, falls to the ground, and loses consciousness. In a panic, the other hunter calls 911 and tells the operator that his friend might be dead of a heart attack. The operator says "Before we send a coroner instead of an ambulance, first make sure he's dead." The hunter says "Alright." There is a pause and then BLAM! "Okay," says the hunter, "now what?" The operator follows standard procedures to keep the hunter on the phone, lucid and calm. 45 minutes later, police reach the scene, arrest the hunter and begin a months-long investigation. Forensics determines that the dead hunter was likely alive prior to being shot in the face at point-blank range. The defendant is charged with first-degree murder and receives a 30-year sentence. On the 9th year of his sentence, he is stabbed in the chest 6 times by an initiate in a rival prison gang and dies the next day. He was 53.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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