hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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black people

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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