- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What's 2+2? Fish

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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