- Anti Joke

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Nice belt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.