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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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