- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

knock knock!? . . No.

I'm so punny.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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