What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Who wants $300? Me too.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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