Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Why? Because.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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